I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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