you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
