I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Randomize
