I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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