I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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