Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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