Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
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Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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