ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
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its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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