I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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