I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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