Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
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What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
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there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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