Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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