PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
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it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
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Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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