I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
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