You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Randomize
