Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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