none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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