I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Randomize
