I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
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The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
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Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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