I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
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He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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