Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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