I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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