I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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