Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Do vagina's smell?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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