Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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