That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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