is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
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My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
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I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
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It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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