The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
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We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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its like you know when i get waxed
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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