I looked at my own cervix.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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