I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
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Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
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I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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