hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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