No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
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We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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