wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
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I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
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