See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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