so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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