I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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