Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
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I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
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The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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