I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
It's shark week go big or go home
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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