Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
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That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
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we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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