So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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