I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
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I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
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should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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