Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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