if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
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Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
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It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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