So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
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if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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