it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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