What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
