Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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