Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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