How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
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I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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