FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Such a big mess for such a small penis
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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