Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
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Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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