come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Someone shit on the floor
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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