Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
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Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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