Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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