This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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