Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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